This SPAM® sandwich recipe calls for eggs. But we're not going to use all kinds of silly made-up egg words to describe it. Like, for example, we could say the taste is "eggscellent" or "eggstraordinary." And that it'll fill you with "eggscitement." But that just feels too "eggspected" and there's no "eggspletive" way we're going to go there.